wtf is with japanese styling “planet bizzaro”

I parked next to an infinity full sized suv today. I almost wanted to barf. Whats up with the jap styling. Its as if these things were designed on the planet bizzaro. Passed an acura on the freeway and its ftont end had a happy face grille. Kinda looked like it came out of a pokemon cartoon LOL

I know the big three have their stinkers too. The pontiac asstek comes to mind.

I could never ever kid myself into buying something that looks goofy like that.

Thoughts, comments??
Matt