This makes no sense to me

I really could use some good pics of a small block oil dipstick installed. I cannot understand why all of the new ones I find for sale are absolutely straight as an arrow, because the hole in the front of Aaron's 360 is drilled at an angle that would have the dipstick pointing right into the fuel pump.

Granted, this engine came from a van, and I know its dipstick can't be used in his Dart, but the hole in the block wouldn't be different, would it? I seems as though the correct dipstick must have a bend in it to point it in a more upward direction.

I need help,
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