Things Your Woman Mightl Never Say

7 What do you mean today's our anniversary? :scratch:

6. Can we NOT talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
:poke:
5. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? :shock:

3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
:burnout:

2. I don't care if it's on sale; $300 is way too much for a designer dress.:angry7:

1. Hey, pull my finger!

:fart:
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