senior church moment

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted
him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims, . 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the
Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children!' More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
stays, ... I will give him sex!'

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever
possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and
he said , ...... 'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your
hand over my mouth.
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