Retirement – what prompted you to do so?

I'm ready. I've put it off twice now, but I'll be sleeping in sometime before the end of March. The whole corporate climate of PC silliness and WTF decision-making is too much for me these days. The Big Brother aspect is another thing that makes me ready to hit the ejection seat. I'm tired and I honestly fear the prospect of Death in a Cube (that could be a great film title!).
Author: patrick66