Duster Dash Mystery- Name that missing item.

When I purchased my Duster a month ago it had a very odd hole in the dash to the right of the radio.

The oddest part is that it looks like it was punched in at the factory. It is perfect with no file marks with a slight inward lip with four screw marks at each corner.

Has another seen anything like this before? The car did have dealer installed cruise control, I’m assuming that there was something else dealer installed there at one time but for the life of me can’t imagine how the hole was…

Cold Hands

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,

Side Effects

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ”Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I’m afraid that you’re giving me too much. I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before.”

The doctor reassured her, ”A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has…

Wild Things

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?”

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

:happy10:

Who’s Listening??

During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.
:love3:

During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.
:love7::profilel:

During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbors hear
:argue:
Then after that, it’s no holds barred!

Marriage Advantage

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.

:violent1:

booster,master & block

I purchased a new hemi-style booster and master assembly including the metering block for my 1971 Demon from an Ebay comany. It will work great on a small block car but can’t get the valve cover off on my big block build. Have since switched to a Wilwood manual setup. All parts are new and have had brake fluid put in but never used. Paid $275.00 and would like to get about $125.00 of my money back.

kenny b

kbertrand4@cogeco.ca