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Hi all Knighty here,

Based in Victoria, Australia, I’ve been an a body lover for years now, my baby being a 67 vcv8 val, as much as people tell me i should sell it and focus on the others she still takes pride of place in the shed 🙂

Image: http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g265/knighty01/Picture002.jpg

My other toy is kind of an a body (well, based on one) one of something like 21 E48 chargers built in limelight, but until funds permit, this is how she sits for a while,

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7 What do you mean today’s our anniversary? :scratch:

6. Can we NOT talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
:poke:
5. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 😯

3. Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
:burnout:

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

8):grommit:

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!”

The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”

#-o

8) :grommit:

A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.

Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”

“I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”

:boxing:

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

:scratch:

Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…$$$$

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.” The second guy says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear”!

The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I…