A Married College Professor was having an affair with one of his pretty young students. One day after an early class, they went to her place and had sex all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 p.m. While quickly dressing, the Professor told the student to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He then put them on and drove home. Upon arriving, his wife demanded, "Where have you been?" "I cannot lie to you." the Professor repied, "I'm having an affair with one of my students and we had sex all day." She looked down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard. You've been playing golf."
