I went to the US Patent Office

I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal information and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "A folding bottle." She said, "What do you call it?" "A Fottle." "What else do you have?" "A folding carton." "What is it called?" "A Farton."She snickered and said, "Those are silly names and one of them sounds kind of crude." I was so upset about her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
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