Without warning his wife, Friedman brings a new friend home for dinner.
They walk in and he says, "Honey, this is Eddie, and we're starving."
She goes nuts.
She says, "Jesus Christ, Friedman! What the hell's wrong with you? My hair's a mess, I got on no make-up, the house looks like a bomb hit it, the dishes are piled up in the sink, I'm still in my sweats, I've got my period. I ain't cooking tonight! Why the hell'd you bring somebody home without warning me?"
Friedman says, "Because he's thinking about getting married."
They walk in and he says, "Honey, this is Eddie, and we're starving."
She goes nuts.
She says, "Jesus Christ, Friedman! What the hell's wrong with you? My hair's a mess, I got on no make-up, the house looks like a bomb hit it, the dishes are piled up in the sink, I'm still in my sweats, I've got my period. I ain't cooking tonight! Why the hell'd you bring somebody home without warning me?"
Friedman says, "Because he's thinking about getting married."
