Category: For A Bodies Only
Window Shopping
8):grommit:
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!”
The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
#-o
Man’s Best Friend
8) :grommit:
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”
:boxing:
Fast Food
Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
:scratch:
Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…$$$$
Running Mates
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.” The second guy says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear”!
The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I…
If I Died…
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asked,”would she live in this house?”
“We’ve put a lot of money into this house. So I guess she would.”
“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house,” the wife continued, “would she sleep in our…
Sears Point tomorrow ????
Anybody going to Sears Point(Infineon) for the finals ?? We always sit on about the 60 ft line. Can’t wait for the ground pounders !!!