forgot where i heard this but anyways.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender what the specials are. She says " for 5 bucks you get a turkey sandwich and a handjob, or for 10 bucks you get a turkey sandwich and a bj" The guy thinks about it and slaps a 5 on the table and says " wash your hands and just give me the sandwich."
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender what the specials are. She says " for 5 bucks you get a turkey sandwich and a handjob, or for 10 bucks you get a turkey sandwich and a bj" The guy thinks about it and slaps a 5 on the table and says " wash your hands and just give me the sandwich."
