Wife Tapping

A man received the following text from his neighbor

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I haveto confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're notaround. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, butthat's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept mysincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbedhis gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not"wife".
Author: 80 Aspen RT