Remember all of the turkey day your wife prepared, with onions in the stuffing, salt, and garlic too. Remind her of what it does to your stomach when ya go to bed, with all the pleasant aromas you share, that emit from your asshole, and thank her again every time you do. Lisa is already in the other room on the couch, and I might join her soon. Hope ya'lls turkey day was as good as mine!
