I have a large pond in the back surrounded with pecan trees. It is properly shaped for swimming, so I fixed it up nice with picnic tables and a horseshoe court.
One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some pecans.
As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing. As I came closer, I saw it was a bunch of young hard-bodies skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the girls aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the girls shouted to me, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
I responded, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.
Holding the bucket up I said, 'I'm here to feed the alligators.
One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some pecans.
As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing. As I came closer, I saw it was a bunch of young hard-bodies skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the girls aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the girls shouted to me, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
I responded, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.
Holding the bucket up I said, 'I'm here to feed the alligators.
