One day, while going to the store I passed by a nursing home. On the front
lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a
bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home and the same six old
ladies were still lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, so I went inside to talk to the
Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?' I asked.
'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a yard
sale..'
