Irish Bank Robber

An armed, hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the
tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the
loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off,
revealing the robber's face.




The robber shoots the guy without hesitation.
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.


One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the
robber shoots him, too.


Everyone, by now is very scared and looking down at the
floor. "Did anyone else see my face?" calls the robber.


There are a few moments of silence, then one
elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand,
clears his throat and says, "I think me wife over there might have
caught a glimpse...."
Author: Cranky