Indian Mating Call

Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of
the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" He called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he
heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and
ran into the cave.

The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about,
was the other Indian crazy or what?

"No," said the Indian. "It is custom during mating season, when Indian men
see cave, they holler into cave opening. If Indian gets answer back, it
means Indian girl in cave waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Cajun wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came
upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, hoo, man! Look de size o' dis cave! It be bigger
den dose de Injuns foun'. Der mus' be some really big, fine womans in dis
cave! He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!".

He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his
eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his
clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the New Orleans Times-Picayune read:


"NAKED COONASS RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
Author: Old_Demon