A woman says to her doctor, "I have diarrhea. Can I take a bath?"
He says, "If you have enough."
A Muslim's at The Pearly Gates and he says to St. Peter, "I want to see Allah."
St. Peter says, "Allah's busy."
The Muslim says, "I want to see Allah now."
St. Peter turns and yells, "Hey, Allah, when you're done with the dishes, you have company."
A guy's tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth when his wife asks him a question. As he turns to answer, the peanut falls into his ear. He tries to dig it out, but that only pushes it in deeper, so they decide to go to the hospital. As they're about to leave, their daughter comes in with her date.
After they explain, the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out."
He shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and says, "Blow hard."
The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.
The mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be."
The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."
He says, "If you have enough."
A Muslim's at The Pearly Gates and he says to St. Peter, "I want to see Allah."
St. Peter says, "Allah's busy."
The Muslim says, "I want to see Allah now."
St. Peter turns and yells, "Hey, Allah, when you're done with the dishes, you have company."
A guy's tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth when his wife asks him a question. As he turns to answer, the peanut falls into his ear. He tries to dig it out, but that only pushes it in deeper, so they decide to go to the hospital. As they're about to leave, their daughter comes in with her date.
After they explain, the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out."
He shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and says, "Blow hard."
The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.
The mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be."
The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."
