Category: For A Bodies Only

Only In America…

*I really do love this country, but…
1. Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America… do…

Great Signs For Businesses

*Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

In a Podiatrist’s office:
Time Wounds All Heels.

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals–on Wheels

At a Proctologist’s door:

’68 Barracuda K-Frame

Hey guys

Im looking for a K-Frame for a 1968 Plymouth Barracuda so i can put my 440 in…any sales or suggestions let me know please thank you

HELP! fresh air vents!

Okay i am taking out the fresh air vents and my Complete AC, The fresh air vents in the passenger side is completelyout of the duct but is still hanging on, Is there a bolt somewhere besides the two connected to the vents that i don’t know about? and the drivers side fresh air vent how the heck do you get to all those bolts its rediculous you’d think dodge did’t want you to take it off :-D.

If you could help it would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks

Tyler

HELP small block trans!

HELP!…hey guys im in stockton ca and im looking for a 904 for my demon.. i have went threw 2 904’s and i was going to have one rebuild but got laid off :sad6: so im broke, anybody have any running 904’s they want to let go? i need one bad, thanks
Earl

Stax Records

Not A Body, but then I posted in off-topic…
I know a lot of y’all enjoy music. On GPTV tonight (public broadcasting) (during pledge week) a special on Stax records. This has been super! And, it goes on until midnight. Makes me want to visit Memphis…
C

Will 904 tranny from 225 bolt to a 440?

Will a tranny pulled from a 68′ 225 Dart bolt to a 69′ casting 440 Engine?