A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the DMV!

Ok, this is just really bizarre!! My front license plate for my Newport has been missing for over two years. My Daughter, Mariah, Son-in-law Vince, Grandson Preston and I went to breakfast at Morning Thunder in Chico one morning and I noticed it missing after we ate. Being that this was the second time in two years that my plate was missing, I didn't spend another 10 bucks replacing it.

So....

Yesterday, my Wife, Frances, hands me a letter wanting to know what it is? It was from the...

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Author: Snotty