Life can be like a fairy tale !!!!

I went fishing the other day at our nearby lake.... 3 hours, not a bite.... Finally, I got a pull on the reel.... I brought in ..... a FROG ....
I was about to throw it back, when I heard,
" KISS ME , and I will become a beautiful princess, right out of a fairy tale !!! "

I started putting the frog in my pocket, when , again, I heard....
" KISS ME, you fool, what is wrong with you ??? "

I responded, " At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog !!! "
Author: mobileparts