1. My friend named his daughter "pregnant" so when a guy meets her the conversation would go as follows.
Guy: hi, I'm Paul
Her: Hi, I'm Pregnant
*Case Closed*
2. I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
3. I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called 'The Cost of Food'.
4. Everyone has their own path to follow, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store.
5. Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."
I said: "AND?"
6. My pharmacist accidentally...
A little humour.
