Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran
> Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the
> Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day
> they are seen pounding a sign into the ground,
> which said:
>
> DA END ISS NEAR!
> TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
> BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
>
> As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out
> his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you
> Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
>
> >From the curve they heard screeching tires and a
> big splash.
>
> Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one
> dis mornin'."
> "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink
> maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
>
> Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the
> Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day
> they are seen pounding a sign into the ground,
> which said:
>
> DA END ISS NEAR!
> TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
> BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
>
> As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out
> his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you
> Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
>
> >From the curve they heard screeching tires and a
> big splash.
>
> Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one
> dis mornin'."
> "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink
> maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
>
