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I have decided to put the 440’s that I just bought into the shed for future considerations. I am going to look for a wrecked Durango/Dakota/Ram truck and put the fuel injected 5.9 and trans into my Scamp.I am sure this has been done lots, so any and all info/tips on what I am getting into would be very welcome. BTW I say 5.9 because I think the newer 5.7 hemi is out of my budget. Please share all your info.
Thanks
Don

**OK Guys and Gals… I’m baaackkkk!!!!*
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In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition:

The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem. (y2k) :finga:

Catch-23: Complete the previous catch before proceeding to this step.
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Before I put any of this stuff on eBay, is anybody here interested in any of these?

’69 383 Barracuda
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” :protest:

The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!” :angry7:

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.” The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached…

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went
“a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.:snakeman:

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court,” he smiled with delight. :evil1:
“Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times.”
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