Man’s Best Friend
8) :grommit:
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”
:boxing:
Fast Food
Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
:scratch:
Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…$$$$
Running Mates
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.” The second guy says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear”!
The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I…
If I Died…
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asked,”would she live in this house?”
“We’ve put a lot of money into this house. So I guess she would.”
“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house,” the wife continued, “would she sleep in our…
Sears Point tomorrow ????
Anybody going to Sears Point(Infineon) for the finals ?? We always sit on about the 60 ft line. Can’t wait for the ground pounders !!!
Upper A-Arm. Left or Right, does it matter?
I have swapped to disc brakes in my 69 Barracuda. All is installed and when I bolted the new 4.5″ bolt pattern wheel on, it sits offset, too far forward, very visible and rubs the front of the fender when turning. Could I have the the upper a arms on the wrong sides? Will a front end alignment/adjustment correct this? Has anyone experienced this after the swap? Thanks for your help.