A police officer pulled over a buggy driven by an Amish woman. " I'm not going to cite you for this but the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and could be a safety issue" informed the policeman.
" I thank thee", replied the Amish lady. " I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home".
" Also", said the officer, " I noticed one of your horse's reins is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this animal cruelty so you should have your husband check...
Equipment defect traffic stop