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A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ”Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I’m afraid that you’re giving me too much. I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before.”

The doctor reassured her, ”A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has…

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?”

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

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During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.
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During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.
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During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbors hear
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Then after that, it’s no holds barred!

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.

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I purchased a new hemi-style booster and master assembly including the metering block for my 1971 Demon from an Ebay comany. It will work great on a small block car but can’t get the valve cover off on my big block build. Have since switched to a Wilwood manual setup. All parts are new and have had brake fluid put in but never used. Paid $275.00 and would like to get about $125.00 of my money back.

kenny b

kbertrand4@cogeco.ca

Im thinking about selling my 906s. They were off a good running 383. They have since been gone through and have had hard seats put in, viton seals, valves upgraded to 2.14/181, gasket matched and ported. They have not been run since finished. The valves have locks, but no retainers or springs because I dont know what cam your running. Im asking $500 plus shipping. Email AmoB64@msn.com or PM me on the board. Thanks!

I had some parts laying around so I decided to build a 360 for my duster. Anyways, I made a poor choice on pistons and had the block decked .040ish to compensate so I had to order new pushrods. They’ll be here Tuesday, cause I was too cheap to upgrade the shipping, and it is KILLING ME! So much so it keeps me up at night sometimes. I just want to fire this thing and see how it runs! Its a .040 over 360, 10:1 comp, ported 587s, comp xe274h cam, rpm air-gap, holley 750 in a 70 duster, 3.91s,…