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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir,’ The bartender said, filling a glass and handing it over. ‘That’ll be one cent.’

‘One CENT?’ the man frowned. ‘Surely that can’t be right.’

‘It’s quite correct, Sir.’ the bartender assured him.

The man took a few sips before pulling a menu towards him and glancing it over. He asked, ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

‘A nickel,’ the bartender replied.

A Redneck walked into a Bank in New York City and asked for the Loan Officer. He told the Loan Officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari and that said it was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and…

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’

I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’

Coming to Pine Lake this weekend and wondering if they are any show and shines in the area on the long weekend. It would be great to meet some other FABO members from Alberta.

*OIL*!!!! im a bit on the confused side…. what oil would I use to break in my new 360 with flat cam? my buddy told me to use desal oil. some older dude said regular 10W30 oil with comp cam Engine Break-In Additive. and boy was this funny the guy at the auto parts store told me to use trans fluid (WTF!!!) can any one here tell me the best way to go!

Yes, it is just me…….

this is my wifes and my restore. It will take a long time but bare with us and we will keep you updated. Thanks.

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