COME ON, REALLY?

On My 'Puter newz this A.M. "DOCTORS ARE NOW SAYING THAT THERE SHOULD BE WARNING LABELS PLACED ON ALL AVOCADO'S" Are these the same follkz that will open ah paint can and then spend all of 20 secondz attempting to mix it with the screw driver they just opened the can with? Iz there anybody on the planet over the age of 10 and allowed to play with knivez that doesn't know that theirz ah big hard nut in the middle of that fruit, and yeah don't cut into it 'til the fruit iz some what soft? Are...

COME ON, REALLY?