Received this via email......kinda funny...:cheers:
> What Starts with F and ends with K? :tongue3:
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> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
>
> The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' :angry7:
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> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
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> My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
>
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
>
> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. ;-)
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> If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
>
> She agreed. :-D
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> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
> Harry: '9.'
>
> Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
> Harry: '36.'
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> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
>
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' :roll:
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> The principal and Harry both agreed.
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> Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?'
> Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! :hmph:
> Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
> Harry: 'Pants.' :grommit:
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> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
> Harry: 'Coconut.'
>
> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. 8-[
>
> Ms.Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' :shock:
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> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' :pottytra:
> Harry: 'Shake hands.' #-o
>
> The principal was trembling. :shaking2:
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> Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
> Harry: 'Firetruck.' :sign5:
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> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......:toothy10::toothy10::toothy10:
> What Starts with F and ends with K? :tongue3:
>
> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
>
> The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' :angry7:
>
> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
>
> My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
>
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
>
> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. ;-)
>
> If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
>
> She agreed. :-D
>
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
> Harry: '9.'
>
> Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
> Harry: '36.'
>
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
>
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' :roll:
>
> The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
> Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?'
> Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! :hmph:
> Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
> Harry: 'Pants.' :grommit:
>
> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
> Harry: 'Coconut.'
>
> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. 8-[
>
> Ms.Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' :shock:
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' :pottytra:
> Harry: 'Shake hands.' #-o
>
> The principal was trembling. :shaking2:
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
> Harry: 'Firetruck.' :sign5:
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......:toothy10::toothy10::toothy10:
