A customer asked: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks: "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended says: "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says: "No I probably wouldn't." The guy says: "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied: "Because you're in the Home Depot."
