Author: old woolie
Grandpa
A young man came to visit his grandparents and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in…
After A Very Busy Day
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart it’s Eric, I’m on the train -…
The Dog Trainer
There is a guy who has a dog that doesn’t obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer and get his dog trained.
The guy walks in the room and asks, “Can you train my dog, and are you a good trainer?”
The trainer replies, “Well, I can…
Bank Robbery
Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault.
They were getting ready to make their getaway when one of the tellers whispered, “Hey, buddy, would you do me a favour?”
One of the robbers said, “What’s on your mind, pal?”
“Would…
Tight Shoes
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, “But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half.”
“Just bring me a size eight.”
The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.
He turns to…
360 Flywheel
Didn’t want to derail the other thread. Am I right in assuming the older truck flywheels and the car flywheels are different sizes?
I have one from a ’77 3/4 ton I would like to sell. I expect it will not work in a car application. Appreciate any…
Little Johnny
The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
Michael said: ‘Just a…