Author: awsrt8
Management Potential Test
Here’s a test for intelligent people. I have determined that YOU qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the…
The Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially by the two shiny, silver walls that cold move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked “What is this Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded: “Son, I have…
No offense meant [like hell]
Three world-famous surgeons were having dinner one evening when the conversation turned into a bit of a “can you top this?” session. The first doctor told of a world class concert pianist whose hands were crushed in a home improvement project disaster. The doctor bragged that due to his…
Not exactly war — just a little battle
Almost like “Shutdown”. Had to be around mid 1967 in Brooklyn, NY. Two 64 Plymouth 426s: one grey [his] & one red [mine]… totally stopped on a Major 6 lane parkway – our eastbound 3 lanes totally vacant about 1:00 AM- tachin up, tachin up ready to go! Glanced in my rearview mirror in…
Serenity
With all the problems posted in recent days, I thought I’d include you in a little secret. CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this onto you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too…
This is for Real
A customer asked: “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks: “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended says: “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst would you ask me…
Fuel pump recommendations
96 Dak’s original fuel pump finally quit at 140k miles. Dealer’s price of $652 is unacceptible. Best deal for stock replacement is Pep Boys’ $189 for Carter # P74711M w/Walbro oem module. Only problem is that Carter is the only co. that uses same pumps for BOTH 15 & 22 gal. tanks. [always likes…