This one was too good not to share.
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
