Wife’s Christmas Present

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for Christmas?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again.":love1:

On Christmas Morning, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. :pukeleft:

Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
:toothy1: :happy1: :drinkers: :icescrea:

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" :happy7:

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

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