One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating
Peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his
Mouth. In the Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a
Question - and as he Turned to answer her, a peanut fell
In his ear. He tried and tried To dig it out but succeeded
In only pushing it in deeper. He Called his wife for
Assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried
And decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
Came home With her date. After being informed of the
Problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the
Peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit down,
Then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose
And told him to blow hard. When the father blew, The
Peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The
Young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think
he's going To be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-In-law.'
Peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his
Mouth. In the Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a
Question - and as he Turned to answer her, a peanut fell
In his ear. He tried and tried To dig it out but succeeded
In only pushing it in deeper. He Called his wife for
Assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried
And decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter
Came home With her date. After being informed of the
Problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the
Peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit down,
Then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose
And told him to blow hard. When the father blew, The
Peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The
Young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think
he's going To be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-In-law.'
