Victoria’s Secret

Ralph walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife,whose name is also Victoria. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. Ralph presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Victoria takes the negligee upstairs and looks it over and finds the price tag,"$500 Dollars! Ha, I'll show him. I'll take it back and get a refund."

So she decided she would do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for herself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief? You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it.'

He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.


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