ticket please

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one ticket.

'How are the three of you going to travel on nly one ticket?' asks one of
the men.

'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats butall
three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door
opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the
game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some
money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip
but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at
all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man.

'Watch and learn,' answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
andthe three women cram into a toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
andwalks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on
theirdoor and says, 'Ticket please.'

Author: rl73