The Organist

There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled and sometimes rubbed against the keys while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they would make her mouth pucker up and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it. She enjoyed playing the organ for the congregation.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and announced, "Dew to thercumsthanthis bwond my contwol, ve vill not haf a thermon tday."
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