The Economy is Sooooo Bad

The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............

• The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

• The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

• The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

• The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

• The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

• The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

• The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

• The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

• The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

• The economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

• The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
Author: Shatto