A guy has his girlfriend over to his house,(the guy still lives with his mom) his girlfriend and him decide they went to fool around a bit so they tell the guys mom that they are gonna go make sandwiches in the kitchen. When they get to the kitchen and begin to have sex the man whispers if you feel the urdge to scream hollar out a sandwhich piece. All's you hear is lettece, pickle, beef and so on. When the couple are done they walk out the mother says, well i dont mind if you guys make sanwhiches but for god sakes wipe the mayonnaise of your face
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