Political: I just had to share it.

After the McCain thread, I saw this and wanted to share it.



It came from intruderalert.com



Why I'm voting Democrat





I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better

job of spending the money I earn than I would.



I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.



I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the

bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're

good people.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if

it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt

away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.



I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter o f

millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be

allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and

give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see

fit.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed

elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to

suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the

voters.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't

have to hide from us over there, and when they then come over here, I don't want

to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.



I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on

a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same g allon

of gas at 15% isn't.