I forgot my glasses

Yesterday my wife's daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a
membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five
jumps a week.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :yeah that:
Author: projectmopar