Hey, Dude, your fly’s open!

Here are some funny things a man might hear when he forgets to...you know.

"The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

Hey mister, your barn door's open.

But my mom has the best line I've ever heard. She's said it to my dad...

11. "Hey honey, your barn door's open,but don't worry, I know that horse can't Get out!" #-o


Does any one have some good one's they've heard or said?

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