> Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my
> dogs Gus and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked
> if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had
> little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and
> that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd
> lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
> out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
>
>
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
> every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I
> was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone
> in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
>
>
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
> had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking
> lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
>
>
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!
> WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
>
> dogs Gus and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked
> if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had
> little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and
> that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd
> lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
> out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
>
>
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
> every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I
> was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone
> in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
>
>
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
> had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking
> lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
>
>
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!
> WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
>
