Church Organist

Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond

The young minister

Noticed a cute glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled

With water, and in the
Floated, of all things, a

When she returned

With tea and

They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his

About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it

I was walking through

The Park a few months ago

And I found this little package on the

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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