better than a flu shot

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice,
The church
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old
Hammond organ,
The young minister
Noticed a cute glass bowl

Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled
With water,

And in the water
Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned

With tea and scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle
his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it
got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,
'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through

The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package
On the
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet
and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know
I haven't
had the flu
All winter.'
If you don't send this
To five GOOD friends

Right away
There will be
Five fewer people
Smiling in the world
Author: admin