Author: Stoga

Al Qaeda’s No. 2 killed in Pakistan

“(CBS/AP) WASHINGTON — Al Qaeda’s second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, a senior Obama administration official said…

Chrysler to invest $72M in Perrysburg, Ohio, plant
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News

Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.

The money will be used to…

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A guy fell asleep on the beach & got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs.
He went to the hospital & was admitted with second-degree burns. His skin was starting to blister & he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative & a Viagra pill every…

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,”kin ya swallar?”
The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her “kin ya breathe?”
Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek….

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Dad buys a Lie Detector Robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” The son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son! “Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!” “What dvd?” “Toy story.” Robot slaps the son again! “Ok, it was a porno”…