Author: LD

Fuel tank sending unit?

My 94 Dakota fuel gauge has started acting up. When the tank is full gauge and needle are fine. Once the needle gets half the width down from the full mark the gauge starts bouncing radically. It again settles down and reads fine when the tank is about half full (the gauge reads just above half…

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Miles on the Intrepid with a 2.7. Figured it was time for a chain and water pump since it has never been opened and was bucking slightly at low speeds. Was I wrong, barely any wear on the guides/tensioners and I didn’t find any sludge anywhere. Top of heads look no worse than front of motor. …

Ralph and Edna

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him…